ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Come share oat with me in your robe
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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