This is the prime rib incident all over again
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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