Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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