so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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