So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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