Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
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Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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