I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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