Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
