Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I understand Curling. That high.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You can make out without kissing