The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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