i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Randomize
