I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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