i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
it glows. i had to have it.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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