im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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