I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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