took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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