at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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