I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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