do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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