They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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