the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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