But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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