I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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