I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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