You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
