we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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