My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
It's never too late to be topless.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I party with great urgency now.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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