I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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