We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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