I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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