So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
