Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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