i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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