You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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