what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
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