i don't want you to think of me as your TA
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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