3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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