I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
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Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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