he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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