When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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