Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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