He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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