awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
We need to rekindle our bromance
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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