its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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