then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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