It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
it hurts more in the daytime
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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