There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
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SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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