yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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