I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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