This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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