Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
you will always have a special place in my vag
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Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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