No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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