If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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