maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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