It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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